Monthly Archives April 2012

Worst Parking Job Ever

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The sad part was there was a whole parking lot he could have parked, instead he decided to be this asshole seen here. People had a hard time going around him.

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For the armchair driver? Toyota unveils ‘sofa on wheels’ – among dozens of other futuristic cars at Beijing motor show

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Story

  • Toyota concept vehicle is ‘electric personal vehicle’
  • Top speed of 20mph
  • Show attracted 2,000 companies from 36 countries
  • 84 new vehicles on show – a sign of Chinese car show’s increasing power

Ultra-Rare Versace Lamborghini The MILLION-DOLLAR Tow Job

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Story – “the ultra-limited Versace edition of the Lamborghini Murciélago LP640 Roadster


Drunk Driver nearly causes Multiple Accidents – Ends up Crashing

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Secrets of the Ford Mustang

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Story – The Ford Mustang is an April baby, debuting at the New York World’s Fair in April 1964. It’s become one of America’s best-loved automotive nameplates. But there are a few things about the legendary Mustang that most people don’t know. Here are five of them


2013 Shelby Mustang GT500 Certified At 662 Horsepower

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Story – “Get ready for ludicrous speed–the 2013 Shelby Ford Mustang GT500 has been certified at 662 horsepower–12 more than the promised 650–and 631 pound-feet of torque. Why? Because muscle car. We guess.”


Dirty CHiPs

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I respect the CHP when they are helping people but when they’re just giving speeding tickets to people, they suck. They set up a speed trap right at the border of Northern California and Oregon at the town of Weeds. It’s so low down. Hi I recognize you’re leaving the state so here’s a $300 fine on the way out, fuck you. Or if you’re coming into the state. Hi, welcome to California, here’s a $300 fine. What dicks. Of course most other states do the same thing. You should always be careful when exiting the state or entering a new state. My chick of course didn’t think about that.

They lied on the ticket about how fast my spouse was going when she got the ticket. The GPS showed way otherwise. They claimed she’s going 87 mph UP a hill. Then they stick her with a $300 ticket. Of course that means I have to pay. So she tries to fight the ticket and…

The courthouse is only open one day a week. Yet when they call them, they say due to the high volume of speeding tickets, your call might be delayed. So they’re passing out shitloads of tickets yet don’t have the time to help anyone with them. The court house to fight the ticket is only open 4 days out of the month. That’s only 4×12 = 48 days out of the year. What lazy fucks. Did you ever see the movie Nothing but Trouble? It’s a horrible movie but it shows about a crooked little speed trap town.

Then she schedules a court date on the 1 day a week they are open and the court house rejects it because the officer isn’t available. The way it’s supposed to work is if the officer isn’t there to accuse, you get off of the ticket. But the way that dirty town does it is the opposite. (WEEDS, CA). So they make it nearly impossible to fight the ticket.

And guess what Weeds does for tourism? Sells crap that equates the town name with drugs. Weed this, Weed that. Nice.


Drunk driver attempts to murder officer after being pulled over but is killed in return

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Porsche Fail

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Idiot Stories

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  • Dumb blonde is in a new Mercedes coupe. She is behind me. She pulls into the right lane and guns it. Only there’s nowhere to go. Then she decides she wants to make a left turn at a light while she’s in the right lane. So she tries to ram me to get over and turn. I braked and let her in. But then I air horned her as I went by. Stupid blonde spoiled rich girls.

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    • Koko on:
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      In my area Subaru drivers and Honda drivers are the worst.
    • Koko on:
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      In Oregon it's the California drivers and tourists that drive me insane, like no, it's not OK to drive slowly in the left lane when there is only two lanes.and one lane is pilled up with semi trucks, My town has been invaded with s.Californians and have ruined the driving experience. They'll stop in the middle,soft he road to take pictures of deer. They'll take up literally every parking spot down town, cut you off on the freeway even though no on is behind you. Use their phones because they for some reason think it's legal in Oregon, as if we are that backwards and behind in times. Text and drive. And drive like complete a holes because they can't figure out how to bet around in a small town where literally every road gets you where you need to go.
    • Miles on:
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      parker ain't wrong though lol
    • Laura on:
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      THANK YOU!! I couldn't agree with you more! I just moved here from Kirkland, WA last July and I'm already thinking about moving back. I'm already sick of all the people here in California that have such self entitlement attitudes and such disregard for life they think the traffic laws don't apply to them. Since I've been here I've almost been in several accidents and almost been run over in a crosswalk but these people don't care! They are reckless A$$holes!!
    • Laura on:
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      Totally agree!! I moved here not even a year ago and I'm already thinking about moving back!
    • JANE DOE on:
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      I DO LIVE IN CALIFORNIA AND I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT YOU ALL COULDNT BE MORE RIGHT. CALIFORNIA DRIVERS DO SUCK AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT MOVE, CAUSE THEY ARE HERE TO STAY.
    • BT on:
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      Hey, I'm stuck in CA driving with these idiots all the time. But you can't complain if you're from TX about CA drivers, although it is the only TX place I have been, Houston drivers are just as bad.
    • Dee on:
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      Parker must be Asian...."they drives suck"?
    • Rodney Hood on:
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      WHY? Because 90% of them are MEXICANS. Majority of them dont have a license and carry fake id. Its their culture thats how they drive.
    • Ophelia on:
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      The way I see it, at least in Los Angeles (and San Diego--the other counties of California I've been in have it far less pronounced than these two), a lot of the problems seen on the roads can be attributed to a culture that places great value on speed. Essentially, people in L.A and S.D. are trained from an early age to have their gratification instant, and thus they never learn patience. This is why drivers will speed up to block you when you want to change lanes, this is why tailgating is so rampant, this is why they rarely ever come to a complete stop at stop signs, and this is why there's so much lane-weaving: These are drivers who want to go fast and see slowing down or stopping as an admission of inferiority. For the record, people blocking to stop me when I'm changing lanes is an extremely common occurrence that I figured out a good way to ensure you can get into the lane you need fairly quickly: As long as the traffic is not too congested, just slow down by about 5 miles per hour and get in behind them. The driver trying to block you is doing so either because they're not paying attention, or they cannot stand the thought of someone coming over in front of them. In both cases, they will gladly let you in behind them. (Congestion creates a problem because it means there will be someone else behind them who will think the same thing, and the person behind them likewise, and so forth.) It is an animal instict at work. For most creatures, seeing another creature with their back turned to them indicates the back-turned creature has superior authority. Likewise, a creature taking up a space behind another creature is an act of submission. For some reason, Californian drivers fall to these animal instincts and treat their cars as extensions of themselves. They don't want you getting into their lane in front of them because, subconsciously, they interpret it as you asserting authority over them, but they'll let you in behind them because they see it as you acknowledging their superiority. That's what I think.
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    I’ve driven in California since 1991. I’ve spent many trips running up and down the state as well as driving in many other states. After all of this driving, I became fed up with how bad California drivers on. I wanted to point out what they do to either help change a few drivers or at least entertain the rest of the world with Californian’s horrible driving.

    I’m located in Orange County in a couple of the richest areas. I see every type of car that is out there in this area. It’s like a car show. Going to a car show isn’t exciting anymore because you see most of the cars driving around anyway. I also work at a place where people buy all the different types of cars. We have Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Lotus, etc. So you can even see a lot of the cars in the work parking lot.

    Disclaimer: You’re on your own with these tips. They are not the official law and in no way represent what you should be doing should a cop pull you over.

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