Monthly Archives April 2012

Worst Parking Job Ever

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The sad part was there was a whole parking lot he could have parked, instead he decided to be this asshole seen here. People had a hard time going around him.

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From California-Drivers-Suck.com

For the armchair driver? Toyota unveils ‘sofa on wheels’ – among dozens of other futuristic cars at Beijing motor show

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Story

  • Toyota concept vehicle is ‘electric personal vehicle’
  • Top speed of 20mph
  • Show attracted 2,000 companies from 36 countries
  • 84 new vehicles on show – a sign of Chinese car show’s increasing power

Ultra-Rare Versace Lamborghini The MILLION-DOLLAR Tow Job

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Story – “the ultra-limited Versace edition of the Lamborghini Murciélago LP640 Roadster


Drunk Driver nearly causes Multiple Accidents – Ends up Crashing

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Secrets of the Ford Mustang

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Story – The Ford Mustang is an April baby, debuting at the New York World’s Fair in April 1964. It’s become one of America’s best-loved automotive nameplates. But there are a few things about the legendary Mustang that most people don’t know. Here are five of them


2013 Shelby Mustang GT500 Certified At 662 Horsepower

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Story – “Get ready for ludicrous speed–the 2013 Shelby Ford Mustang GT500 has been certified at 662 horsepower–12 more than the promised 650–and 631 pound-feet of torque. Why? Because muscle car. We guess.”


Dirty CHiPs

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I respect the CHP when they are helping people but when they’re just giving speeding tickets to people, they suck. They set up a speed trap right at the border of Northern California and Oregon at the town of Weeds. It’s so low down. Hi I recognize you’re leaving the state so here’s a $300 fine on the way out, fuck you. Or if you’re coming into the state. Hi, welcome to California, here’s a $300 fine. What dicks. Of course most other states do the same thing. You should always be careful when exiting the state or entering a new state. My chick of course didn’t think about that.

They lied on the ticket about how fast my spouse was going when she got the ticket. The GPS showed way otherwise. They claimed she’s going 87 mph UP a hill. Then they stick her with a $300 ticket. Of course that means I have to pay. So she tries to fight the ticket and…

The courthouse is only open one day a week. Yet when they call them, they say due to the high volume of speeding tickets, your call might be delayed. So they’re passing out shitloads of tickets yet don’t have the time to help anyone with them. The court house to fight the ticket is only open 4 days out of the month. That’s only 4×12 = 48 days out of the year. What lazy fucks. Did you ever see the movie Nothing but Trouble? It’s a horrible movie but it shows about a crooked little speed trap town.

Then she schedules a court date on the 1 day a week they are open and the court house rejects it because the officer isn’t available. The way it’s supposed to work is if the officer isn’t there to accuse, you get off of the ticket. But the way that dirty town does it is the opposite. (WEEDS, CA). So they make it nearly impossible to fight the ticket.

And guess what Weeds does for tourism? Sells crap that equates the town name with drugs. Weed this, Weed that. Nice.


Drunk driver attempts to murder officer after being pulled over but is killed in return

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Porsche Fail

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Idiot Stories

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  • Dumb blonde is in a new Mercedes coupe. She is behind me. She pulls into the right lane and guns it. Only there’s nowhere to go. Then she decides she wants to make a left turn at a light while she’s in the right lane. So she tries to ram me to get over and turn. I braked and let her in. But then I air horned her as I went by. Stupid blonde spoiled rich girls.

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    • Auchoo on:
      Why?
      I know some very sweet people who drive like they just got behind the wheel, or as if they don't understand the laws of motion. I also know some very stressed people who drive like fools. I likely drive too fast at times, but I don't tailgate or weave or cut people off. I go with the general flow of traffic. I get angry when speed demons drive in the slow lanes and when slugs drive in the fast lane. Why? They're creating a perfect storm for accidents. We have no CHP. Or it seems that way. I can drive for months, for hundreds, thousands of miles, and NEVER see a CHP. Assanine law makers REFUSE to send us the money to hire more CHP. It's been an issue for decades. As the bureaucrats allow more illegals and unskilled drivers to drive on our roads and highways, and fail to deal with those who text and drive, and fail to police our hwys, we will continue to have sucky, dangerous roads, and people will continue to be killed on the hwy. Want change? Vote out the current law makers. The are blind bats.
    • dresden on:
      Why?
      If you want to go slow. Law states slow traffic to move to the right. No one owns the road. Also be mindful some people may have emergencies like a pregnancy.
    • dresden on:
      Why?
      So you admit you turn in front of people going the speed limit and force them to slow down? Sounds like your just another control freak who just has to mess with traffic. I haven't seen you cite any creative ideas to help everyone win. Here's an idea to help. Wait until its reasonably clear before you pull in front of people as tye dmv book states in many states. I even cited above a law too. You haven't cited anytbing. Sounds like your also a problem too. Demon speeders and control freaks who want to pull in front of people and stay in the left most lane for "freeway changes". You know they usually have a few lanes for you to be in (if you read the arrows on the sign) and there are usually two or three. So you can still pick a right slower lane even for freeway changes. So I think your just making excuses like a typical Californian to just mess with people and justify it. Your just as much a bully and just as much ignorant of the law. I am not siding with the author, but I also think you help continue to problems. I hope that on day when you have an emergency that someone goes slow in front of you and just holds you up so hopefully on the off chance you may gain self awareness that there's more than just you in the world. Selfishness has little to no value in society. Which means selfish boisterous and rude people like you are a cancer to society.
    • dresden on:
      Why?
      Remember that when you have an emergency that involves a family members life. Or when someone fails to yeild and holds up the ambulance. I Can't wait till I move to Idaho (they don't drive fast there), because they follow proper lane laws. If you think you own the road because because r vindicated in your opinion that your driving slower than the speed limit. Your no better than the demon speeders and your judgement is not only a futile double standard argument, it's also just as disrespectful to others just as much as driving like a dope fuel dragster jerk. So get see self awareness or just expect people like me to just challenge the weak foundation of your self righteousness with grandiose feeling of highfalutin narcissistic and just as selfish thinking. Make your freeway change and afterwords get over to the slow lane where the law states you belong. Dmv book, read it son.
    • dresden on:
      Why?
      I was born and raised in Cali, and have moved to and from Cali. Served my country and went to Korea (2014), no thanks needed. Before I lived in Idaho I enjoyed Cali (due to the tropical area we lived). After I came back to Cali, I just don't get it anymore. As a native, I wonder how they learned these balehaviours and how I missed them. Every time we drive we always have to drive defensively. Is there something in the water? Is it cause they are spoiled and pampered princesses? Quite a few of you hit the nail on the head. Do me a favor, spread the word about this. Perhaps years and years f a propeganda campaign on poor Cali driving may help brainwash them to want to change it to fight the offensive label. Use social media to politicize it until they are tired of hearing it and change. Usually if you label a group of people, they fight to change it. Look at every race in history and their struggles.
    • Roger on:
      Why?
      All drivers in Bay Area around San Francisco are the worse! They drive like headless chickens! Its horrible.
    • expectnothing on:
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      So true!
    • Joey on:
      Why?
      They are the dumbest people in the ENTIRE world, and I have been all over the world. The driving is derived from a lawless state and group of people who watch politicians have no rules and laws, so therefore they follow suit, which so happens to be "Follow the leader" which is a whole other problem of unoriginal thoughts that these mindless zombies have. But here is the real problem... the want-to-be utopian nature of everything, from the "yoga" to the "eco friendly" to the "lgbt" to the "rainbow parade" and the list goes on and on and on where they can find any reason to micromanage and control your daily life through the brainwash that turned them into the "Let's turn you into an idiot too" mentality... Those specific reasons give the green light for ANYONE and I mean ANYONE to act like a complete mindless, narcissistic socipathic WACKJOB and get away with it free and clear. The driving is just a mirror image of what is going on in these entitled liberal lefty wackos minds who have NO CONCEPT of REALITY outside of the borders of California. 2+2= 4.5 to these idiots all day long, but to be quite frank, there is a possibility that these idiots are mentally lobotomized from the insane levels of fluoride in their public water supply which taints their consciousness to be a walking zombie, just my opinion. All the noise, cars with loud volumes, very mixed society, house on top of house, low income jobs, overpopulation, rudeness, constant drinking and partying everywhere, insanely loud neighbors... THIS IS WHY THESE PEOPLE ARE SO NUMB!!!! <-- Someone who finds great relief finding this website, thank you.
    • Joey on:
      Why?
      or a better person... these are someone of the most ethically messed up people... with terrible intentions on purpose, and unfortunately if you call them out on it, they play dumb trying to make you question your own sanity. This state should float off far into the pacific. What a waste of human potential...
    • Lina on:
      Why?
      I don't understand how these amazing people are so terrible driving a car!!! California drivers totally suck!!! DMV need to do something! :(

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    I’ve driven in California since 1991. I’ve spent many trips running up and down the state as well as driving in many other states. After all of this driving, I became fed up with how bad California drivers on. I wanted to point out what they do to either help change a few drivers or at least entertain the rest of the world with Californian’s horrible driving.

    I’m located in Orange County in a couple of the richest areas. I see every type of car that is out there in this area. It’s like a car show. Going to a car show isn’t exciting anymore because you see most of the cars driving around anyway. I also work at a place where people buy all the different types of cars. We have Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Lotus, etc. So you can even see a lot of the cars in the work parking lot.

    Disclaimer: You’re on your own with these tips. They are not the official law and in no way represent what you should be doing should a cop pull you over.

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