Monthly Archives January 2017

Story Time

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One day on the 405 in my Honda Civic Si, I was going along, when everyone ahead of me suddenly stopped. Then it was a scene was straight out of a Michael Bay movie. I jerked the car to the left shoulder and went by. As the cars ahead of me smashed into each other, a bumper went flying up in the air and over the cars and it woulda hit me right in the face but because I went left, I dodge it. Now that woulda been one awesome dash cam. Too bad I didn’t have one.


Always have an escape route

By expectnothing on in Videos

10+ years ago. As I was going along, the truck in front of me stopped suddenly with plenty of room ahead of him. He shouldn’t have braked so severely. I perhaps could have avoided it by going slower but his severe braking was unexpected. When I go by him on the right you see there was plenty of space ahead of him too.

The video was supposed to show that going down the very right lane often is the fastest in rush hour, but it ended up showing you need to always have a way to escape.


Does The New Jamiroquai Song Pass The 200 MPH Lamborghini Test?

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There’s a new Jamiroquai song out. It’s weird, which is typical, but can it pass the most important test? We’re speaking, of course, of the Will This Jamiroquai Song Make Me Subconsciously Accelerate To Speeds Exceeding 200 Miles Per Hour In My Lamborghini test.


Tow Truck Driver Has No Fucks Left Leaving Tesla Parking Lot

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In what I can only liken to some sort of a dystopian horror scenario for cars, one of the best accounts on Instagram posted a video of a tow truck driver having no qualms whatsoever about dragging a helpless Mercedes out of the Tesla Fremont parking lot at an, um, uncomfortable angle.

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U-Turn Gone Wrong

By expectnothing on in Tips, Videos

When you make a U-Turn, make sure the person in the right lane doesn’t turn right at that exact same moment as you see here. Otherwise you’ll slam into each other. Make sure that driver sees you or be ready to stop. If you’re the one turning right, make sure the person is really turning right and not doing a U-Turn before making your right turn. This happens a lot from either point of view, just be ready to give the person doing a U-Turn the right of way.


Tip: Hang to the left in the right lane at intersections

By expectnothing on in Tips, Videos

california-drivers-suck.com – Tips – When you drive up to an intersection in the very right lane, make sure you pull to the left of the lane as much as you can to let other cars by on the right side.


I agree

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This is an actual Californian: Driving on Humboldt Bay’s North Jetty is Not Advised

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What a moron


California Drivers Suck: Stuck in the Intersection

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California-Drivers-Suck.com: 900 MPH Timelapse

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    • John Carponti on:
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      I wish that Cali drivers would stay in California and not come to Las Vegas, Nevada! They are some of the worst drivers I have seen and generally make driving on the I-15 miserable. They seem to think that the speed limit signs don't apply to them. When they leave Vegas and head South on I-15 they jam and back up the Interstate near Primm for hours because all these morons all leave at the same time on Sunday. When it gets backed up they act like the emergency lane is their own private express lane and utilize it illegally. Truth be known, here in Las Vegas we hate people who come here from California. Do us a favor, stay where you are and don't come here. Trust me, we think of you as the a-holes you are.
    • Koko on:
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      In my area Subaru drivers and Honda drivers are the worst.
    • Koko on:
      Top Other Enemies
      In Oregon it's the California drivers and tourists that drive me insane, like no, it's not OK to drive slowly in the left lane when there is only two lanes.and one lane is pilled up with semi trucks, My town has been invaded with s.Californians and have ruined the driving experience. They'll stop in the middle,soft he road to take pictures of deer. They'll take up literally every parking spot down town, cut you off on the freeway even though no on is behind you. Use their phones because they for some reason think it's legal in Oregon, as if we are that backwards and behind in times. Text and drive. And drive like complete a holes because they can't figure out how to bet around in a small town where literally every road gets you where you need to go.
    • Miles on:
      Asian Drivers
      parker ain't wrong though lol
    • Laura on:
      Why?
      THANK YOU!! I couldn't agree with you more! I just moved here from Kirkland, WA last July and I'm already thinking about moving back. I'm already sick of all the people here in California that have such self entitlement attitudes and such disregard for life they think the traffic laws don't apply to them. Since I've been here I've almost been in several accidents and almost been run over in a crosswalk but these people don't care! They are reckless A$$holes!!
    • Laura on:
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      Totally agree!! I moved here not even a year ago and I'm already thinking about moving back!
    • JANE DOE on:
      Why?
      I DO LIVE IN CALIFORNIA AND I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT YOU ALL COULDNT BE MORE RIGHT. CALIFORNIA DRIVERS DO SUCK AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT MOVE, CAUSE THEY ARE HERE TO STAY.
    • BT on:
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      Hey, I'm stuck in CA driving with these idiots all the time. But you can't complain if you're from TX about CA drivers, although it is the only TX place I have been, Houston drivers are just as bad.
    • Dee on:
      Asian Drivers
      Parker must be Asian...."they drives suck"?
    • Rodney Hood on:
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      WHY? Because 90% of them are MEXICANS. Majority of them dont have a license and carry fake id. Its their culture thats how they drive.
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    I’ve driven in California since 1991. I’ve spent many trips running up and down the state as well as driving in many other states. After all of this driving, I became fed up with how bad California drivers on. I wanted to point out what they do to either help change a few drivers or at least entertain the rest of the world with Californian’s horrible driving.

    I’m located in Orange County in a couple of the richest areas. I see every type of car that is out there in this area. It’s like a car show. Going to a car show isn’t exciting anymore because you see most of the cars driving around anyway. I also work at a place where people buy all the different types of cars. We have Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Lotus, etc. So you can even see a lot of the cars in the work parking lot.

    Disclaimer: You’re on your own with these tips. They are not the official law and in no way represent what you should be doing should a cop pull you over.

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