Monthly Archives January 2017

Today’s VIDEO: UPVOTE: Tesla Model S – P100D

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Excuse the smudge on the windshield. We both turned the corner and the Tesla just flies away, wanting to make the next light. They made it no problem. That’s only the second time I’ve seen someone really drive those things.


More Costco Gas Line Nightmares

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Costco Gas Line Nightmares

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Costco Gas lines are always a nightmare. It’s like being transported in time back to the 1970s gas crisis. There’s always way too many people for the pumps.

So we’re in this like 10-15 minute line to get INTO the damn gas place. This lady gets lucky and came from the other direction where there’s almost no line. But she tried to cut into our line of people to the right. She tried to ram her way into our line.

~700mph – Timelapse

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I wanted to make one of those sped up movies and I’ve never done one before. So here is my first one. I also wanted to show the transition of the sky as I drove.

California Drivers Suck (RETRO) – Car on fire on the side of the I-10 Freeway

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Retro video from 2005 with Skullder. Back in the days when this was the highest resolution videos!

Exclusive Video: Stupid Jerk can’t manage to exit the Carpool lane

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Driving along in the carpool lane (70-80) when this person wants out. They weren’t able to but they did a complete stop almost trying to get out of the carpool lane when everyone else was going FULL SPEED. What a moron. They needed to just get out or continue on but not to do such a severe stop a line of people in the carpool behind him. Total fucking idiot.

Exclusive Video: California Drivers Suck – Person in and out of the carpool lane

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This person was using the carpool lane as a passing lane, even across double yellows. They were tail gating one person, exited the carpool lane, then went around on the right then back into it again. You can see where we beam him.


Michigan: Roseville man gets $128 ticket for heating up car in own driveway

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Exclusive: Caught a surprise moment at the dealer while they had it

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Maximize it so you can see their faces.

I took my car to the car dealer, the tire shop, and to a third place to balance my tires. I did not know who washed my car after all that. I was digging through my videos when I found this gem.

I’m sure you notice they see the camera which is especially funny.

Exclusive Video: Get out of the way first!

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When you’re going really fast (50 mph+ for example), pull completely out of the way before braking this much. As you go around you see they have PLENTY of room to slow down, so they caused a danger for no reason

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    • Sick_of_A$$Hats_on_the_road on:
      OMG - I haven't laughed so hard in a long, long time!! This was brilliant, JDP 2005!! I realize it's from 2014 ... I'm only now seeing it. Loved it!! Totally relate to all!
    • Disillusioned_CA_Transplant on:
      Hey, I'm liberal, but I'm an intelligent, east-coast liberal who moved here and I agree with everything you posted except the liberal part ... they are mostly mindless morons - but this goes beyond politics. I too have driven in just about every state in the Union and overseas. Although most states have their fair share of asshole drivers who have many of the bad habits listed above (FL especially), CA seems to have them ALL, and then some!! Ugh.
    • John Carponti on:
      I wish that Cali drivers would stay in California and not come to Las Vegas, Nevada! They are some of the worst drivers I have seen and generally make driving on the I-15 miserable. They seem to think that the speed limit signs don't apply to them. When they leave Vegas and head South on I-15 they jam and back up the Interstate near Primm for hours because all these morons all leave at the same time on Sunday. When it gets backed up they act like the emergency lane is their own private express lane and utilize it illegally. Truth be known, here in Las Vegas we hate people who come here from California. Do us a favor, stay where you are and don't come here. Trust me, we think of you as the a-holes you are.
    • Koko on:
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      In my area Subaru drivers and Honda drivers are the worst.
    • Koko on:
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      In Oregon it's the California drivers and tourists that drive me insane, like no, it's not OK to drive slowly in the left lane when there is only two lanes.and one lane is pilled up with semi trucks, My town has been invaded with s.Californians and have ruined the driving experience. They'll stop in the middle,soft he road to take pictures of deer. They'll take up literally every parking spot down town, cut you off on the freeway even though no on is behind you. Use their phones because they for some reason think it's legal in Oregon, as if we are that backwards and behind in times. Text and drive. And drive like complete a holes because they can't figure out how to bet around in a small town where literally every road gets you where you need to go.
    • Miles on:
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      parker ain't wrong though lol
    • Laura on:
      THANK YOU!! I couldn't agree with you more! I just moved here from Kirkland, WA last July and I'm already thinking about moving back. I'm already sick of all the people here in California that have such self entitlement attitudes and such disregard for life they think the traffic laws don't apply to them. Since I've been here I've almost been in several accidents and almost been run over in a crosswalk but these people don't care! They are reckless A$$holes!!
    • Laura on:
      Totally agree!! I moved here not even a year ago and I'm already thinking about moving back!
    • JANE DOE on:
    • BT on:
      Hey, I'm stuck in CA driving with these idiots all the time. But you can't complain if you're from TX about CA drivers, although it is the only TX place I have been, Houston drivers are just as bad.
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    I’ve driven in California since 1991. I’ve spent many trips running up and down the state as well as driving in many other states. After all of this driving, I became fed up with how bad California drivers on. I wanted to point out what they do to either help change a few drivers or at least entertain the rest of the world with Californian’s horrible driving.

    I’m located in Orange County in a couple of the richest areas. I see every type of car that is out there in this area. It’s like a car show. Going to a car show isn’t exciting anymore because you see most of the cars driving around anyway. I also work at a place where people buy all the different types of cars. We have Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Lotus, etc. So you can even see a lot of the cars in the work parking lot.

    Disclaimer: You’re on your own with these tips. They are not the official law and in no way represent what you should be doing should a cop pull you over.

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