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About

I’ve driven in California since 1991. I’ve spent many trips running up and down the state as well as driving in many other states. After all of this driving, I became fed up with how bad California drivers on. I wanted to point out what they do to either help change a few drivers or at least entertain the rest of the world with Californian’s horrible driving.

Orange County

I’m located in Orange County in a couple of the richest areas. I see every type of car that is out there in this area. It’s like a car show. Going to a car show isn’t exciting anymore because you see most of the cars driving around anyway. I also work at a place where people buy all the different types of cars. We have Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Lotus, etc. So you can even see a lot of the cars in the work parking lot.

Cops

I don’t have a problem with cops, I have a problem with traffic cops and dirty traffic cops especially which is what I seem to see quite a large percentage of the time. When the cops do dirty stuff to you it’s hard to hear people tell you they ain’t dirty. Now they never threw me down put a gun to my head but I know people who have had to done to them. This is the one place I can say all this where they can’t do crap to stop it. In the Words of Tu Pac who got his ass shot, “this is for the sellouts and the crooked cops, mess around and get your ass dropped!”

You know it doesn’t have to be that way. I’ve been plenty of places where the cops are ok. Montana they hardly even give out speeding tickets. They waved at me when I drove by them at 85 with my trailer. In Michigan they also didn’t care at all about people driving fast so you can’t tell me that oh it’s oh so dangerous in California that they are protecting me, but in Michigan it’s ok? Whatever.

When cops are doing their job, keeping us safe, that’s great I’m all for them but when they are hiding in the bushes with their radar guns to get the crooked government more money, then it’s us vs them and whatever it takes to even up the score.

Mechanics

I’m not a car expert. I’m more of a driver then a fixer. I break it and someone else fixes it. My dad is a mechanic in his spare time, (Teacher professionally). I have tried to fix cars but I never remember how to put stuff back together. I understand the parts sorta, and where stuff is usually, but it’s not like I can use any of that to fix my car 🙂 I can change my tires and oil and that’s about it.

Credits

Thanks to Aridin for designing/setting up/programming this web site and the original site ExpectNothing.com

Disclaimer: You’re on your own with these tips. They are not the official law and in no way represent what you should be doing should a cop pull you over.


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    I’ve driven in California since 1991. I’ve spent many trips running up and down the state as well as driving in many other states. After all of this driving, I became fed up with how bad California drivers on. I wanted to point out what they do to either help change a few drivers or at least entertain the rest of the world with Californian’s horrible driving.

    I’m located in Orange County in a couple of the richest areas. I see every type of car that is out there in this area. It’s like a car show. Going to a car show isn’t exciting anymore because you see most of the cars driving around anyway. I also work at a place where people buy all the different types of cars. We have Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Lotus, etc. So you can even see a lot of the cars in the work parking lot.

    Disclaimer: You’re on your own with these tips. They are not the official law and in no way represent what you should be doing should a cop pull you over.

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