Dirty CHiPs

By expectnothing on in Cops. Permalink.

I respect the CHP when they are helping people but when they’re just giving speeding tickets to people, they suck. They set up a speed trap right at the border of Northern California and Oregon at the town of Weeds. It’s so low down. Hi I recognize you’re leaving the state so here’s a $300 fine on the way out, fuck you. Or if you’re coming into the state. Hi, welcome to California, here’s a $300 fine. What dicks. Of course most other states do the same thing. You should always be careful when exiting the state or entering a new state. My chick of course didn’t think about that.

They lied on the ticket about how fast my spouse was going when she got the ticket. The GPS showed way otherwise. They claimed she’s going 87 mph UP a hill. Then they stick her with a $300 ticket. Of course that means I have to pay. So she tries to fight the ticket and…

The courthouse is only open one day a week. Yet when they call them, they say due to the high volume of speeding tickets, your call might be delayed. So they’re passing out shitloads of tickets yet don’t have the time to help anyone with them. The court house to fight the ticket is only open 4 days out of the month. That’s only 4×12 = 48 days out of the year. What lazy fucks. Did you ever see the movie Nothing but Trouble? It’s a horrible movie but it shows about a crooked little speed trap town.

Then she schedules a court date on the 1 day a week they are open and the court house rejects it because the officer isn’t available. The way it’s supposed to work is if the officer isn’t there to accuse, you get off of the ticket. But the way that dirty town does it is the opposite. (WEEDS, CA). So they make it nearly impossible to fight the ticket.

And guess what Weeds does for tourism? Sells crap that equates the town name with drugs. Weed this, Weed that. Nice.


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