OurTrip Up/Down California for Thanksgiving

By expectnothing on in Cops, News. Permalink.

For our trip up/down California:

  • I had a CHiP on a motorcycle hiding in a show under a bridge hit me with laser. My Valentine 1 went off, but when that happens, it’s too late. I was only going 68 mph though and got away fine. He shot at me tho.
  • I had another CHIP hit me with radar, I was going under 70 again.
  • On the way back on Saturday, my chick kept telling me stay out of the slow lanes cuz she’s deathly afraid of trucks. But I ignored her. Because of that, a CHP snuck on and I was over there in the slow lanes and I jammed on the brakes. Which she also said not to do. Of course she’s got 2 tickets and 3 parking tickets in the time I’ve got 0 tickets.
    Well anyway, the CHP went off and got someone else. All cuz I did it my own way.She was driving and this dumbass in a XTera, which is a total Mountain Dew Douche Truck, flew past us. They had their brights on. Another black truck did the same. So way way way up there later on we see a CHP pull over someone then we’re waiting miles to see who they got. And to our luck/justice it was the Xtera. Awesome. You almost never see any justice in the world, so it’s nice when it happens.

    Anyway, get a Valentine 1. They keep replacing it for $200 when it’s a $400 device. You just mail it in for an upgrade. It works SO well.

    We still haven’t solved the issue of laser/lidar. There’s so many fake sites/videos online it’s hard to tell what actually works. It’s looking like $500 for a good laser jammer and now it’s illegal in CA.


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